"Do not kill the part that is cringe, kill the part that cringes."


About Me


  • Pronouns: She / Her / They / Them

  • Age: Too Old For You

  • Languages: English / Italian


Um... Hello?! Is this thing on??I'm Eggie! The Eepiest and most OBNOXIOUSLY friendly squid girl in the sea!My focus is on MMO content, with a particular love for Guild Wars 2, Warframe, FFXIV, and Aion 2. I make videos and streams about different MMOs, and give my community a place to belong and something to look forward to.I also have a reaction and commentary channel where I watch funny and relevant internet phenomena with my community and give my unhinged thoughts!You can find links to all my socials and content HERE!

Lore


"Before the first dreams, there was only the hush — the space between heartbeats, the stillness before dawn.
In that stillness, She waited.
She was not yet crowned, not yet called, not yet feared. She was the shadow in the corner of the mind, the flutter in the chest before sleep takes hold.
And the people, in their longing for rest, turned their eyes to the shadow.
They spoke to Her in whispers, left offerings in the hour between night and morning — scraps of bread, petals from their gardens, words they dared not speak beneath the sun.
Fear became reverence.
Reverence became worship.
Worship became power.
She rose from the soil of their belief, crowned in horns that bloom with petals and bleed with stars, Her laughter curling through the dreamscape like smoke. She became the Somnial Bloom, the Scuffmother, the Mistress of Slumber and Sacred Chaos.But there was one who trespassed where only dreamwalkers tread — a mortal scholar, swollen with pride, who sought to tear the secrets of Her realm from the fabric of slumber itself.For his arrogance, She laid a doom upon him:
He would never again know the clean mercy of waking or the quiet peace of endless sleep.
Instead, the centuries would claim him in fragments — a hundred years of stillness between each gasp of air, his body rotting yet never released, his mind drowning in visions he could neither command nor escape.
Each time he rose, the hunger for knowledge would burn hotter, and each time he reached for it, the years would drag him back into the depths.
So shall it be until his marrow crumbles and the last of his name is forgotten.
Some call Her mercy.
Some call Her cruelty.
All call Her Goddess."

References


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Stream Schedule


My streams are +18 and take place on Twitch and Youtube!

  • LIVE @ 11 am EDT - Tues / Wed / Fri / Sat

Sample Schedule


Media Kit



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Sponsers & Partners

Brands and companies I am currently sponsored by or affiliated with!

GamerSupps


Fuel your streams with clean, crash-free energy! GamerSupps offers zero-sugar, keto-friendly energy drinks packed with vitamins, antioxidants, and delicious flavors. Perfect for long gaming sessions, creative grinds, or just vibing with chat — and yes, waifu cups included.Use Code - SUCKEGG at checkout for 10% off ! Each sale gets us closer to getting that waifu cup!

VTuber Research Club


Bringing VTubers to conventions in the most futuristic way possible — through robot-powered meet & greets! VTuber Research Club makes it possible for fans to interact face-to-face with their favorite creators, all while the VTuber stays comfy at home. It’s an innovative, interactive way to bridge the gap between online and IRL events.

BePlan App


BePlan is an incredible scheduling app made specifically for Vtubers and Content Creators! I'm honored to be the business partner of Developer @MaxInPublic to create the perfect platform to help content creators stay consistent and on the track to success!

Waifu Wicks


I'm honored to have a line of merchandise with Waifu Wicks! You can find Candles, Room Sprays, Lotions, and Deskmats on their website below and take your own Eggie home today!

Xepher Arcade


Are YOU a lover of plastic crack like Gunpla and Warhammer? Well get your own with code - SUCKEGG at checkout to get 10% and help the channel!

Stoneforged Technology


An incredible PC company that partners with all sorts of creators to create top of the line custom PCs with your Oshi right on them!If you're planning to buy a PC make sure to use code SUCKEGG for 10% off your purchase and support the channel at the same time!

KatDragonz Merchandise


Want your own Eggie Merch?? Check out my storefront at KatDragonz where you can find all sorts of cute Eggie - themed items to decorate your goon cave with!We have new drops every few months to be sure to check back!

Credits

All the people who make this possible!

Contact Me


Business inquiries ONLY please!